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Adventures in Natural Selection

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lyrics

Verse 1

Sharon didn't want to wear a mask because of her mothafuckin' rights.
She would rather exhale putrid air and watch everybody die.
Kyle feels the need to have a gun with him, always keeps it on his side.
But, that's just because Kyle is soft and he knows that he can't fight.

Chorus

This is adventures in natural selection.
It is the pathetic sign of our times.
These cretins are running from science
While they're sprinting towards their demise.

Verse 2

Sharon don't need no damn vaccine. She think she know more than Fauci.
But, I hope Sharon leaves her kids at home and never brings them around me.
Kyle don't need no damn passport to go hangin' with his boys.
All he needs is his Bud Light and a pocketful of opiods.

Chorus

Bridge

The industrial revolution has caused a boom in humans reproducin'
And let the ones survive who are not physically and mentally fit.
Now the ones who are noncompliant with advances in modern science
Will be the ones who aren't left behind once the herd is thinned.

Chorus x 3

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released April 17, 2023
Lyrics - Jacob Roberts
Music - Mitch Allen, Clark Simmons, Kirk Fortune, Max Kelly, & Chris Jones

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